Daily Housewifey Dose #96

If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, what is the significance of a clean desk? – Laurence J. Peter

Daily Housewifey Dose #95

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes – Jim Carrey

Daily Housewifey Dose #94

One advantage of talking to yourself is you know at least someone is listening – Franklin P. Jones

Daily Housewifey Dose #93

I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade. Then, try to find someone whose life has given them vodka and have a party. 🙂 – Ron White

Free Buona Beef Sub

The Cubs did it! Go to the Buona Beef location nearest you for a FREE 7″ Buona Beef. Hurry, the offer is for the first 108 dine-in customers at their Chicago locations today. Make sure to find the Buona Beef post (that looks like the one below) in Twitter and show it at the store to get your FREE sub.